Me & my mother, at Hurricane Harbor a couple weeks ago. 
I’m home, & its feels good. :) Thanks to all who made my weekend great. You know who you are. <3
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encephalopathy: urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions (Source: franklotions, via lucifer-who)

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

(Source: franklotions, via lucifer-who)

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euclase2: I had a dream that my superpower was freezing things, but I didn’t do anything extraordinary with it like put out fires or turn lakes into ice. All I did was sit around with a box of popsicles, which I kept from melting. (via agent-washington-is-gay)

euclase2:

I had a dream that my superpower was freezing things, but I didn’t do anything extraordinary with it like put out fires or turn lakes into ice.

All I did was sit around with a box of popsicles, which I kept from melting.

(via agent-washington-is-gay)

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spork: when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how (via lucifer-who)

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

(via lucifer-who)

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nyooms: being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry (via hiddlesfiddleswithme)

nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

(via hiddlesfiddleswithme)

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haloalkane: fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read (via automatically)

haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

(via automatically)

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thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.
He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”
Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl
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