trencly: tips on how to properly enter my room: do not (Source: trencly, via artificialhusband)

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

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nutella: gettin real tired of my own bullshit (Source: reinapepiada, via rushcorniafeliz)

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

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afirethatwillneverburn:

racist-murdercult:

50shadesofacceptance:


only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus.

Catch the fuck up America

They dont have this in America?

We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding.
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mc-jaeger: every friendship has that one statement changed by autocorrect that one friend will not let the other forget happened. (via mikasa-ackerman)

mc-jaeger:

every friendship has that one statement changed by autocorrect that one friend will not let the other forget happened.

(via mikasa-ackerman)

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baiolicious: im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole (via satanssecretblog)

baiolicious:

im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole

(via satanssecretblog)

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imaginescalemates: adding unnecessary comments to posts more like (via reery-red-blood)

imaginescalemates:

adding unnecessary comments to posts more like

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stability: *washes face* *checks if acne is still there* (Source: niick4, via halfmoongypsy)

stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

(Source: niick4, via halfmoongypsy)

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“76% of negative feedback given to women included personality criticism. For men, 2%. The study speaks to the impossible tightrope women must walk to do their jobs competently and to make tough decisions while simultaneously coming across as nice to everyone, all the time.”
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lindsaylohoean: 2015 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in  (Source: lindsaylohoean, via stolen-constellations)

lindsaylohoean:

2015 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in 

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haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.
What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 
He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”
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